face to face with the enemy

so tonight i was doing my makeup in my APARTMENT!!! bathroom, and its one of them thats really small and the doors fold into the room so its hard to get out. and i am doing my makeup and i keep hearing something so i look down and there is a HUGE FUCKING RAT THE SIZE OF MONTANA on the floor!!!!!!!! so i scream like i just got a limb chopped off and realize i cant fucking get out of the bathroom without stepping near or on it. but i just fucking like push the door open and run as fast as i could across the apartment. my roommates thought i died or something. anyway. we named him plato. i want to kill him.